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I have no regrets. There's nothing to forget. All the pain was worth it. I'm not running from my past. I tried to do what's best. I know that I deserve it. Whether it's heaven or hell, I'm going to be living to tell. So here's my story, no risk, no glory ...
It's All About Survival
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NOVEMBER 6th 2008
We are one!
NOVEMBER 5th 2008
"If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.
"It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled - Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been a collection of Red States and Blue States: we are, and always will be, the United States of America.
NOVEMBER 5th 2008 (early am)
OMG! OMFG! We won! We won! I am in shock. After 8 years of complete and utter hell, we can see the light again. Things really can be better.
A new day has...come
NOVEMBER 4th 2008
Uggg tick tock tick tock
I hate waiting!
NOVEMBER 3rd 2008
Tomorrow we vote for change. What will you choose?
Get stupid. Get stupid.
Speak
There's Hope.
The time is right now.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
NOVEMBER 1st 2008
Happiness is....
OCTOBER 31st 2008
Live from New York, It's Halloween!
Happy Halloween kids!
OCTOBER 30th 2008
Had my review today. Raise and a new title. Woo Hoo!
Grandma's birthday. I wish I hadn't gone up there earlier this year. Nothing is the same now. ugg ignorance is bliss.
OCTOBER 28th 2008
5 days in Disney! Woo Hoo!
I haven't had a 100% no workie, no thinking, no anything from the outside world kind of vacation since the one Chad and I took in Vegas decades ago. This was fantabulous!
We went to every park and did everything there was.
Epcot twice..... drank around the world, not once, but 3 times! I can't say that I remember much of my birthday there. I am so all about the fireworks show at the end of the night at Epcot, but that first night I think I remember 5 minutes of it. I remember leaving and being so enamored with the big ball ...... is Disney! is why I come here ..... LoL I'm such a dork.
Magic Kingdom was fun. Went on every ride there. Teacup ride and all kids! Who did I see? STITCH! Holy sweet mother of Cher! I fucking saw Stitch! I ran like a teenage girl, screaming and crying to New Kids On The Block. Pictures? Oh hells yeah! Just not in yet.
Animal Kingdom ..... this safari journey was so much fun. The animals looked so much happier and so much more natural than at any zoo that I've ever been to. It was really like seeing them in the wild. Oh and I got to see tigers! yeah big kitties! Sooooo cute!
Guess who else I saw there. That's right, STITCH!!!!! Again, screaming fucking girl.
Disney's Hollywood Studios was fun. I did some shopping, we saw some shows. Good stuff. Muppets in 3D.
Hard to come home. Sunny 80 degrees with pleasant smiling people, coming back to rainy, 40 degrees, with miserable assholes screaming into their phones.
So I hate kids. HATE THEM! It was really cool to see the good kids just light up as they see Mickey or Donald or Cinderella or whoever for the first time. Really warms your heart like thing. I saw that and knew that the kid just had a memory that will last forever. I remember making the same ones my first time.
OCTOBER 24th 2008
Umm so I get back to the room last night and what's there? An autographed picture and note from Mickey Muse himself wishing me a happy birthday.
Yeah , that's right. Mickey Mouse, y'all! We tight like that.
Other than that - fucking drunk as hell! Yeah, remember 5 minutes of the Epcot fireworks. I know as we left I kept pointing at the Epcot sphere, all is sooooo pretty. PICTURE! PICTURE! no no no you don't understand! Is Disney! Is why I come here! Is Disney! PICTURE!
Good times. Good times.
OCTOBER 23rd 2008
OCTOBER 16th 2008
Alright, so I wasn't gonna bother putting this in here, but if my goal is to write a memoire in my old age (shitty or not), I need to keep record of it all.
So last night I go to Janet Jackson's concert with Chris. Amazingly she recovered from her "illness" to come to the one show that had sold pretty good. Whatever. Anywho, so concert starts woo hoo! Chris is so super excited. It was just the cutest thing watching him. Frankly I never thought that watching someone else be so happy would make me smile.
Enough, let's get to me. That's what's important here.
So I can't see the show at all. I've got this young gentleman (read fucktard) in front of me standing on his chair. I get it. I really do. You love some Janet and wanna see the bitch. However, I paid just as much for these seats as you did, so get the fuck down so I can see the show also!
Poor little girl next to me couldn't see either. Cher bless her heart. She was shorter than I. For some odd reason I'm more vocal and forceful when I feel that I need to stand up for others that are too timid to stand up. So I kindly tap on the gentleman's shoulder multiple times. No response. OK OK OK. He gets down and up, down and up. I can live. I'm not so into this show anyways. I don't really know the songs anyways.
We get to the portion where Janet brings an audience member on the stage with her. Clearly I'm praying Chris is picked, but we all know that isn't gonna happen. She's gonna pick someone that is close to the stage and easy to bring up there. Now this lovely young gentleman in front of me, no surprise, is standing on his chair going wild. OK I get that. I really do. You do what you have to do to get her attention for this part of the show. I'd be doing the same thing if Madonna did such things in her show.
Anywhosyourdaddy ..... FINALLY FINALLY she does my jam..... IF! Oooooooooo memories.... OH sing it to me! This mother loving young gentleman gets up on his seat. Oh sugar no. $200 for this seat I'd best at least get my one jam out of this. Tap tap tap. Nothing. Harder tap tap tap. Not a damn thing. Gentle push. OH FUCK!
This lovely young gentleman went ghetto on me! What to do? What to do? What to do? I have to stand ground. If I can frighten a fucked up dealer, I can stand up here. (HA!) So his friend is holding him back.... dude chill. watch the show. Oh hell no! He's pulling out the chairs, trying to get at me. I must say, I was reminded of a German Sheppard or perhaps a Rottweiler. Now this young gentleman is well ....... I'll be kind here. My mother always said, if you don't have anything nice to say .........
Cut to security coming to restrain this upstanding young gentleman, but not before the mother loving gosh dang ray of sunshine ripped my god damn shirt. YES! OH YES! He ripped the sleeve off! Who the hell does that in a civilized world?
Why do us white folk act the way we do? Uh huh BAM!
So I get thrown out. Meh .... As I'm leaving this other fine young gentleman attacks me. Holy mother of Cher! What the gosh dang fudge is wrong with these well peaople?!?!?!
This shiz does NOT happen during Madonna, Cher, Bette, Celine, Britney, Mariah, etc! FUCKING SHIT!
As we wind this story down I'd like to bring up something my good friend, Whoopi Goldberg, said. We may be equal, but we are not the same.
AMEN!
Needless to say, I will never go to a Janet Jackson concert or any other concert frequented by a majority of black folk. Them niggas is crazy!
Side note - I feel really bad for Chris that this drama went on while he was simply in heaven. My fault or not, I just feel wretched that his not was marred by such drama.
OCTOBER 13th 2008
C-A-N-D-Y Candy Shop
OK It's like it gets better each time you see her. I said that I was going to pay a bit more attention to the back drops this time. I mean clearly there was stuff on them to see. Nope. Couldn't take my eyes off Madonna.
Again, A-Fucking-Mazing!
So let's see. Chelsea Clinton was there. That guy from Entourage .... you know, the one that plays Andrea's boyfriend in the Devil Wears Prada... well he was there too. Kelly Ripa was there. That's my excitement. I LOVE Kelly! Love her! Madonna gave her the mic during Give It 2 Me. .... well here's her talking about it with Randy Jackson -
OCTOBER 12th 2008
So we went to see Forbidden Broadway Goes To Rehab last night. Good stuff! Though there was this guy in the crowd that snorted every time her laughed. h and lets not forget the guy that laughed like Mumbles from Dick Tracy. Who knew one could get such entertainment from just the audience?
OCTOBER 8th 2008
A-Fucking-Mazing! I could die. I could just die.
Had some super fucking kick ass seats to Madonna last night at Madison
Square Garden. Ended up getting better than my ticket because some
kid wanted to trade seats with me so that he could sit with his friend.
Who's going to argue better seats?
Opened with Candy Shop .... who's not screaming? The beat goes on
..... Human Nature WITH Britney! .... best re-invention of Vogue EVER!!
...Into The Groove ... she fucks up. LOVED it!! ......
Heartbeat .... Borderline .... She's Not Me ..... um wow! just wow
....... i fucking love when she's violently writhing on the stage
floor .......I know at this point it's coming. I was
relatively quiet until that point. ..... Hey Mr. DJ .......
jumping around and screaming now ...... MUSIC!!! .... Then she leaves
and comes out with this phenomenal dramatic performance of The Devil
Wouldn't Recognize You ...... Spanish Lesson .... Miles Away .... La
Ilsa Bonita sang just like at Live 8 ... You Must Love Me ... best
version of that song ever ...... Timbaland comes on the screen .... 4
Minutes!!! ... Like A Prayer ..... so so so fantastically mixed ......
Ray Of Light ... jump jump jump ....... then she breaks ..... I'm
gonna do a song for you .... greatest city on earth .... so good to be
home ..... I Love New York! died, just died.... wanted her to
sincerely sing that to NY since Confessions..... left in and George Bush
can suck my dick! .... added Sarah Palin can get off of my
street..... is dead at this point, simply dead ..... wait, we're not
done! ..... Hung Up .... total audience participation .... gave
the mic to a few peeps in the front row to sing ..... ummm then ....
Give It To Me ........... really dead at this point. really
dead.
OH OH OH Rosie O'Donnell was there!!!! I fucking LOVE Rosie!
How I got back to the apartment, I don't know. I was in a trance.
Woke up and hour late this morning and almost missed my train.
Did I mention that I saw Madonna last night? A-Fucking-Mazing!
Paris and London baby you can keep!
SEPTEMBER 23rd 2008
Work like you don't need the money Love like you've never been hurt Dance like no one is watching
SEPTEMBER 22nd 2008
Le sigh. Fun, easy, comfortable, confusing.
OK OMG Heroes is on tonight! I had no idea that I was going to be so excited. Eeeeeeeeeee hehe
SEPTEMBER 9th 2008
Ok so last night was fantabulous! Chad and I hopped over to see Celine. We had lovely floor seats which were pretty good, but then again, the concert is in the round, so really all of the floor seats are good. So yeah, she comes in on the opposite side of the floor than we are on. The video comes on and then bam she comes out of the stage in the most incredible red dress ever. She looked simply amazing! She had some parts of the Vegas show with her, but for the most part switched it all up. She was much more energetic and dancy than Vegas. Oh dancers were MUCH hotter in this tour than in Vegas. Anywho she does with River wide Mountain Deep at the end and I’m just screaming like a lil teenage girl, even teared up a bit. Then she closes the show with My Heart Will Go On (of course!). Chad and I just stood there clutching our pearls through the whole song. Uhhhh was just so lovely. So very lovely. Right, so they are showing the live video of the dancers and musicians leaving. Finally hits us, OMG this is like now and they are walking by us. So yeah, she is exiting over by us! So like we run down the aisle, pushing old ladies and fags out of our way to get up close and personal. Sweet baby jesus, she is sooo beautiful. That hair was just perfection. Anywho, so I wasn’t able to get all the way up, but Chad was. Mmmhmm she shook his hand. Yeah …. Yeah. That was a night. I was kind of in a daze walking home. I think I circled a few blocks not realizing it. *shrugs* I made it home eventually!
I found this on YouTube this morning. Someone shot Taking Chances last night! Woo Hoo!
SEPTEMBER 6th 2008
Get stupid
SEPTEMBER 5th 2008
Hmmmm ok.
well good discussion about the aforementioned change in my relationship. still stands the same. not so insecure though. whatever.
New door has opened!
So got my new phone. You know me .... HATE to change. So I got the updated version of my current phone. SO I now have the Motoq 9c. Loving it! All the fab of my old phone with new lovely things to use! Wait ... Like AIM! no no really ... AIM! pop mail access is a LOT better too. so yeah. Happy.
Going up to NYC next weekend. NYC peeps in my company are pussies and complained that OMG the boxes that we packed are too confusing. How do we unpack? *rolls eyes* I'm jonsin for some NY so I'm like I'll come up. Oy!
SEPTEMBER 2nd 2008
OK so moved my site over to the dot org site. Mostly for email purposes, that have worked out great, but for privacy as well. That was really an after thought, but yay!
Alright, so sex between Chris and I fucking sucks. When it happens, if ever, seems so forced and ... ugg.
I can't help but take this personally. Like what, am I too fat?! Do I suck in bed?!
Seriously, I used to have 100% confidence that I rocked in bed. I was, or at least thought I was, a fucking amazing whore. Now I'm kinda insecure about it.
Anyways, we turned this into an "open relationship". What do I think about this? I'm not too happy. I need my hole pounded, but I would prefer it was my bf that did it.
I fucking hate my life. Fixing things is a slow process though.
AUGUST 24th 2008
My sugar is raw!
AUGUST 23rd 2008
The Stick & Sweet Tour started in Cardiff today (2:30pm EST).
Woo Hoo! This is so gonna rock!
Holy Fuck! VOGUE!
AUGUST 20th 2008
Yayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!! I can't wait to go see this!
AUGUST 17th 2008
Last night was fun. Chris and I went to Town for Madonna's Birthday Party. Boogie Woogie y'all!
So I've been pretty emotional lately? Why? I surely can't be preggers. I just don't get it, but whatever.
AUGUST 16th 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA!
AUGUST 14th 2008
Happy Birthday Chloë!!
My baby girl turns three today.
AUGUST 13th 2008
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!
- Patrick Henry
AUGUST 12th 2008
You know, I'm not sure that I'm happy. I mean I try. Many days I think woo hoo!, things are great; many days I'm like wtf am I doing this for? I feel really insecure on those wtf days and okish with myself on those woo hoo days.
AUGUST 10th 2008
I was in redneck heaven yesterday! Chris and I went to the Gaithersburg Fair or Montgomery County Fair, whatever it was, yesterday with some friends of his. Wheeeeee! We watched a chainsaw demonstration, where the guy made a ...... well I don't know what he made, but it was with a chainsaw! Then we saw bunny rabbits and goats and horses and sheep! I had a funnel cake and a Pepsi! Pepsi! I was living on the edge there.
Then, ok then - this is the best part - Chris and I went on the Haunted House ride. Well sweet Cher in the morning, I was so scared I peed my pants. There were Halloween decorations on the wall, lit up so that you could see them in the dark. Fuck that was scary! After seeing that, well I'm thinking that Disney has some competition now!
AUGUST 9th 2008
Anywho, this is just a damn shame. He was a funny man. I used to love his show, The Bernie Mac Show. It was some good wholesome fun.
AUGUST 4th 2008
I feel that I could scream at the top of my lungs and no one would hear me.
AUGUST 3rd 2008
OK yesterday was one of the best days ever. I just had FUN!
Maybe it started the night before, who knows.
Friday after work I finally got the nuts to make those big item purchases that needed done - furniture. Yeah. I bought a dresser and night stand and new bedding. Funny how I have a hard time just whipping out the card for big items, but can spend hundreds on dvds without thinking.
Anywho, fixed myself a drink or two to simmer after making the purchase. Then Chris and I watched a bit of Tiny Toons (yes, volume 1 of season1 is now on DVD!), then off to happy hour at Halo, then dinner at Stars, where drunk hit HARD. Amazingly, without making an ass of myself, Chris and I got home, popped Tiny Toons back in and went to sleep..... I believe there was some stuff in the middle, but this is a g-rated, family friendly journal now!
The next day we got up to do a bit of shopping. I'm not sure what I bought besides some more bedding and DVD's but we had fun. It was just a goofy goofy silly day.
I know a guy who's touch but sweet He's so fine, he can't be beat He's got everything that I desire Sets the summer sun on fire
I want candy, I want candy
Go to see him when the sun goes down Ain't no finer boy in town You're my guy, just what the doctor ordered So sweet, you make my mouth water
I want candy, I want candy
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater Some day soon I'll make you mine, Then I'll have candy all the time
I want candy, I want candy I want candy, I want candy....
I just woke up from a fuzzy dream
Ummmm and the world tour has been confirmed for late this year and the promo tour kicking off in April, going to LA, NYC, Paris and London!
It sounded like the world tour would start over seas. So yay on that. Gives me more time to save up the cash.
JUNE 29th 2008
Happy Pride!
Today marks the 38th anniversary of the first pride march.
Many of the men and women who marched that day would forever remember that moment on top of the bluff. Before them lay a field of uncut grass, a blizzard of banners, dancing, pot-smoking, singing and music, a huge American flag, "gay pride" signs decorated with the Day-Glo hippie flower stickers, and men and women applauding each new arrival over the hill. And behind them - stretching out as far as they could see - was line after line after line of homosexuals and their supporters, at least fifteen blocks worth, by the count of the New York Times, which found the turnout notable enough to report it on the front page of the next day's paper. No one had ever seen so many homosexuals in one place before. On top of the bluff, many of these men and women, who had grown up isolated and alone, stood in silence and cried.
JUNE 26th 2008
I think that it's all good now.
JUNE 24th 2008
I'm in a very confusing situation and I'm not too
sure what I think, let alone what to do with/about it. I just know
that I have feelings that are similar to past situations.
Situations that I said I would never allow again. Yet here we are.
Do I continue to look at and deal with the over all big picture or do I
concentrate on one particular situation? *shrugs*
George Carlin on religion -
JUNE 23rd 2008
Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, [']cause words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington, knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, [']cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word fuck was really repeated in there because the word motherfucker is a compound word and it's another form of the word fuck. (laughter) You want to be a purist it doesn't really--it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word--the half sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word cock is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty--dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. (laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to giggle. And the cock crowed three times, heh (laughter) the cock--three times. It's in the Bible, cock in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you heard about a cock-fight, remember--What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter) Then you have the four letter words from the old Angle-Saxon fame. Uh, shit and fuck. The word shit, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that the middle class has never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive, you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh shit oh shit, (laughter) oh shit. If she drops something, Oh, the shit hurt the broccoli. Shit. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)
Read it! (from audience)
Shit! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmer) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, shit. (laughter) Ha! So! Now the word shit is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that shit out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that shit anymore. I can't cut that shit, buddy. I've had that shit up to here. I think you're full of shit myself. (laughter) He don't know shit from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people felt about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola, (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll shit on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the shit is going to hit de fan. (laughter). Built like a brick shit-house. (laughter) Up, he's up shit's creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry. (laughter) Hot shit, holy shit, tough shit, eat shit. (laughter) shit-eating grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a shit - eating grin! He had a what? (laughter) Shit on a stick. (laughter) Shit in a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth shit in a handbag. (laughter) Shitty. He acted real shitty. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got the money back, but a real shitty attitude. Heh, he had a shit-fit. (laughter) Wow! Shit-fit. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals--Bull shit, horseshit, cow shit, rat shit, bat shit. (laughter) First time I heard bat shit, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man. Aw! Bat shit. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur). Snake shit, slicker than owl shit. (laughter) Get your shit together. Shit or get off the pot. (laughter) I got a shit - load full of them. (laughter) I got a shit-pot full, all right. Shit-head, shit-heel, shit in your heart, shit for brains, (laughter) shit-face, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and fell in some shit, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm shit-face. (laughter) Shit-face, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that shit. (laughter) The big one, the word fuck that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, fuck, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) Fuck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with akuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. Fuck (laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am FUCK, (laughter) FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a double kind of a life--personality--dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word fuck. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, fuck. What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to fuck, yeh, we're going to fuck, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to fuck, yeh, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make out. Oh, fuck you man. I said, fuck you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid fuck. (laughter) Fuck you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man. It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word fuck for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Madfuckers still on the loose. Stop me before I fuck again. Fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump, fuck the ump. Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll fu | ||||||||||||